Hit Shift. The jet engines kick in. If I do things just right, they never shut off.
Author: Jesse Mackenzie
(bzzzt) (bzzzt) (whirrrrrr) (welding noises) (I don’t even know what noises welding makes) (zap zap?)
urrrrrgggg good Lord I have like an eight-day hangover from New Year’s and I think I’m pregnant with a food baby no make that two food babies they are… Continue reading
… featuring twelve straight hours of Arms Race. (lol jk)
Turns out, there’s about fifteen or so.
Imagine them being delivered fresh, bathing in the cherished glow from your grandmother’s oven.
Well, “imprisoned” might be a strong word. But I don’t know what else would fit.
First things first, a couple of plugs — Just Cause 3 releases today, so make sure you check out Kevin Carbotte’s take on the trailer before you go… Continue reading